Things that drove me over the edge-
- Status updates like "having a coffee in Braehead". Yeah, advertise your pointless life why don't you! Mine might be equally as pointless but at least I dress it up with things like "bit a junkie's ear off" or "drove so fast I encountered time dilation effects". Learn to tart up your mundane existence FFS.
- Pictures of babies and pets. All. The. Time. Now I'll quickly say my siblings are very restrained in their posting of said cute baby photos and they are both awesome and wise. However, if your life consists solely of your pissing and shitting creation (lets face it, that's all they do in the first 6 months) you got issues. I don't want any part of it.
- Having personal conversations on the pages between family members that would be infinitely better to do over the phone or face to face. "You got my phone?", "I'm coming over in 30 minutes".... This is unbelievable. I'm not going any further with this one as I'll have another episode. My doctor suggests I stay calm at all times.
- Exaggerated expressions of love or devotion to your partner. Feeling guilty about something? Why do you need to tell the whole world? Tell it to your partner face to face then show him/her how much you REALLY care. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Fawning parasites.....
I guess those are the main ones that got on my tit end. And really, they pretty much summed up my Facebook experience. Not Facebook's fault, just my poor selection of "friends". From what I hear, I'm not the only one who chooses unwisely.
Do yourself a favour....
And to Facebook
PS Financial health warning-please FFS, don't buy the unbelievably over valued shares in this company when the finally list in the US.
