That'll bring me onto the more enjoyable aspects of this place. BA crew! There are a lot of them shuffling through here. What a sight. Old bags that are the cabin crew and some poor first officer being bored to tears by the babblings of some crusty captain talking utter shite in a posh voice about God knows what (I did hear recycling chat- "yes, you separate the paper, aluminium.....". I thought about giving the poor lad an application form for Thomas Cook). One of my pals is joining this lot and I just don't have the heart to mention any of this. He doesn't read this thankfully. I'll get myself into trouble if I talk about them at any length.
Then there are Hipters! God bless their little non-matching socks. Lots of them here to endlessly amuse me but I'm so sorry, beloved reader, I just don't have the balls to take a photo of them. Soon perhaps...
Pointless FAQs
Praying or meditating will not help you with this shitty place! Be a man and face up to the horror. I do a form of meditating (self medication?)- it's called Guinness and it works pretty well.
Bit like Mixed Martial Arts but with silly hats.
T5- avoid if at all possible.
Christ, they're boarding my flight..........
