Always excited about something (usually their latest ridiculous hairstyle or stupid facial hair) and amongst others of their kind, they can reach rates of >190bpm while standing still! Hipster amongst normal people heart rate is slightly less as their evident boredom at being with a lesser species kicks in.
If more proof were needed, I am enjoying a Shiraz/Percy Pig combination which, with prolonged exposure, I'm quite confident could stop my heart altogether.
A Hipster would
1) Never drink a wine of a grape you have heard of.
2) Never eat Percy Pigs. (Well, they might binge on it at home while weeping and then throw it all up with self loathing. That doesn't count as eating Percy Pigs in my book).
Can I kick you in the face?
Someone with a low heart rate can always be trusted and is a top person for sure.
Unless it's Hannibal Lecter biting the face of a nurse.
last time I had a medical, i was told i had very low resting heart rate. the nurse looked at me and said "you're not an athelete, are you?".
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I think I may have a heart condition, most likely brought on by delicious farmyard jellies.
btw your pic looks as though that hipster has just recently had a sexual encounter with a tramp.Since someone saw him, he'll probably report it as assault....
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